Test Do Not Buy

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Test Do Not Buy



15. Juni 2023, 18:00 Uhr - 20:00


Test event do not buy


My name is Rufus. My surname is Trumand. My second name starts with S, and that's the only information I have. Maybe it is just "S". Would that be weird?

Here some random, very long text. It is, apparently, from Futurama.

We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Say what? That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. We don't have a brig. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.

Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Large bet on myself in round one. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. They're like sex, except I'm having them!

Take me to your leader! Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.

Shinier than yours, meatbag. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! A true inspiration for the children. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!

I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Large bet on myself in round one. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Your best is an idiot! I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things.

I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Why would a robot need to drink? Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."


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